Alternative Twitter Bios.

Have you ever read a Twitter bio and thought, 'Hey, this person simply has not put enough information about themselves in a listed format and I wish to know more!'? Perhaps you're one of those people and you need advise yourself on how to tell the world about everything you do without exceeding the 140 character limit so cruelly enforced by the social media tyrant. Maybe you're so very interesting that you must tell everyone else about every single aspect of your incredibly interesting life. Well you're in luck! You're about to read a fairly thorough list of potential Twitter bios that succinctly and accurately tell everyone about everything a variety of individuals do. If you see one that you think might suit you feel free to use it.

What is it I do?

TWITTER BIO FOR A DAD WHO DOESN'T HAVE A JOB.

Person, doer of things, full time dad loving life, living each day to the max because you just don't know when the end will come, drink tea.

TWITTER BIO FOR A DAD WHO DOES HAVE A JOB.

Marketing expert and social media guru. Love my two girls who make me smile every day. Occasional cook. Follow me to see how I can help you.

TWITTER BIO FOR A SINGLE, 30 SOMETHING WOMAN.

Love my cats so much! They mean the world to me and I am so happy to have them in my life, all twelve of them. Single and ready to mingle!!!

TWITTER BIO FOR A DRAGON WHO ALSO DOES GRAPHIC DESIGN.

Graphic design graduate & breather of fire. Slayer of knights and client design problems. Proud owner of lots of treasure. I make design hot

TWITTER BIO FOR SOMEONE WITH MENTAL PROBLEMS.

JLS for lyf!!! OMG I luv the boiz so much. #teamfollowback plz follow me boiz it will mean everything! JLSter and proud haters gonna hate!!!

TWITTER BIO FOR A STRUGGLING WRITER WHO RESORTS TO THIS FOR FUN.

Writer, broke, results of each other. Is this really all there is? Will it ever get any better? I used to be someone and now what? Blog here.

TWITTER BIO FOR A JOURNALISM GRADUATE.

Freelance journalist and reporter with a BA(Hons) from a reputable university. All opinions here are my own & do not represent my employers.

TWITTER BIO FOR A HAT.

Hat. Warmer of heads. Used to be a sheep but now trying a new career venture. I love to travel, see new places and meet new people. Wash -30

TWITTER BIO FOR A POOR SEO WRITER.

It's difficult to really say what I do such are the intrinsic complexities of the challenging career path I have chosen. Need more followers.


Now you have all the tools available to make your Twitter bio beautiful and highly informative. Just remember if you drink tea people absolutely have to know. That's the key bit.