Tuesday, 29 January 2013

My reflection hates me.

Good morning.
Good morning.
My hair looks good today.
Your hair looks awful, stop showing me it.
I wonder if people can tell I've been working out.
No.
My arms look a bit bigger...
They don't.
I'll shower.
Please do, see you in a bit.

Better.
Much.
Maybe I'll have my fringe like this today...
Yeah, like that will make a difference.
Something has to work, I'm not that unattractive.
It's not how you look that's the issue.
This top goes well with these jeans doesn't it?
You look like a gypsy. 

This bus is full of weirdos.
You look like the weirdo, checking yourself out in the window.
It's a nice view.
Shut up.

Glad I wore this hat today.
I can tell, that's the last 3 shop windows you've looked at yourself in.
Makes me look distinguished.
Makes you look like you're trying too hard.
Like I've been places, seen things.
Like you sing on the street for money.

It's been a decent day.
It's been the same as every day.
Things are looking up.
Things are looking backwards.
I'll do it again tomorrow.
If we must.