If other businesses had a transfer deadline day.

'Excuse me sir, just a reminder that we only have 24 hours left to fill the vacant account executive role.'

'Yes I'm fully aware. How are things looking?'

'Well sir we haven't actually approached anyone yet, we were leaving it last minute to save on contract expenses.'

'What?'

'Yeah...'

'There's only one solution here, pass me the phone.'

'What are you going to do?'

'RING EVERYONE. ANYONE. OFFER THEM A FORTUNE. THERE'S NO TIME FOR QUESTIONS.'

'Right sir, would you like for me to spread some outlandish rumours about exactly who we might be talking to?'

'Yes, ideally. Say we're in communication with a lot of unknown people from Spain. Give them fancy sounding names and say they wear headbands.'

'And if no-one is interested?'

'We'll appoint Keiron Dyer.'