FILMS IN 3 LINES
THE TITANIC
'Hey, you're attractive but I worry our class divide will keep us apart...'
'Nah babe, I reckon we'll be fine. Hey, if this boat sinks you'll save me won't you?'
'Sure hon. Whatever you say.'
JURASSIC PARK
'I hear there's this island where some guy has brought dinosaurs back to life.'
'He sounds nuts and going there can never end well, let's just go to the zoo.'
'Good plan. I like lions.'
HARRY POTTER AND THE PHILOSOPHER'S STONE
'You're a wizard Harry.'
'Bollocks am I.'
'I am offended by that comment and must now leave.'
SPEED
'There's something on this bus that means if we slow down it'll blow up.'
'That shit is cray. On the bright side it's so mental there can't possibly be a sequel.'
'True. That is a relief. This would never work on a boat.'
TWILIGHT
'I know what you are...'
'Say it, out loud, say it.'
'A little bit possessive. Let's just be friends.'
STAR WARS
'Hey, I think I have the force inside me.'
'Is that a line? Stay away from me you perv.'
'Oh.'
PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN
'Weren't you in Bend it like Beckham?'
'Yes, did you like it?'
'No. Football is a man's game. Ooo arrr.'
MEAN MACHINE
'Do you know about that nutter The Monk who is kept on his own?'
'Yeah.'
'Well he's properly mental and should not be trusted in a team of people.'
THE LION THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE
'Oh look, a talking lion.'
'Let's run, he's clever and hungry.'
'Agreed.'