Thursday, 24 January 2013

Ads that should terrify us, but don't.

Every minute of every day we're being subjected to hoards of advertising trying to fill our minds with a materialistic urge to spend our money. We get so used to seeing these ads that when one comes along that should fill our minds with fear and horror we simply accept it as normal and get on with the rest of our lives.

Well no more! Your eyes are about to be opened to the terrifying truth behind some popular TV commercials in a way that will leave you grasping for a pillow to hide behind and the remote to turn over to something less evil.

Rennie.


You know how your stomachs live inside your bodies? Well these ones don't. They've somehow detached themselves from the rest of the organs and climbed out of the unfortunate people's mouths, leaving a trail of blood and half digested food behind them. Those poor people are now lying dead on the floor as their stomachs just sit and flirt in a restaurant. As decent human beings we should not be okay with this.

Oral-B.


Do you ever imagine when you're brushing your teeth that hundreds of tiny people are inside your mouth dancing around like during some sort of tribal ritual? Well you will now! The only people I want inside my mouth are, well, no-one. No-one ever. Don't go getting any ideas. If tiny people can clean my teeth better then I might be happier with this, but I'd rather never know it was happening and just stick with my naive belief that toothbrushes are made out of bristles instead of borrowers. 

Pedigree.


Wake up, world! Dogs are enough of a threat to the safety of the human race without having people teeth thrown into the mix. They say a dog's bark is worse than its bite but a bark has never killed anyone and with teeth like these they could not only bite things but also chew them until fully suitable to swallow. 


Next time you're watching television and you find yourself thinking, 'Aw, that's a clever idea.' Stop. 

That's what they want you to think.
 
None of us are safe.