* You can't open a locked door without a key, no matter how hard you push it.
* If you talk to canteen staff often they will give you the last bit of soup.
* It's impossible to remember 23 different names in a week.
* 23 is a rough estimate.
* Tea is the gateway to friendship and acceptance.
* Getting lost is all part of life. The extra staircases will keep you fit.
* Calling people whose name you don't know 'mate' will see you well in life. Unless they're female, then no.
* You can totally pull off purple.
