Letters. Long. Full of emotion and ideas. vs Snapchat. Tiny. Full of cock.
Theatre. Long. Required talent and ability. vs YouTube. Short. Requires a camera phone.
Curly facial hair. Stylish. Full of wax . vs Massive facial hair. Messy. Full of food.
Art. Detailed. Created by masters. vs Instagram. Rushed. Created by hipsters.
Top hats. Elegant. Worn by gentlemen. vs Top hats. From Camden. Worn by art students.
Ideas. Different. Exciting and new. vs Remakes. The same. Boring and not as good as the original.
A day out. With a picnic. Cake. vs A day out. With an iPhone. Cropped pictures of cake.
A book. Fueling imagination. Incredible! vs The internet. Full of everything you could ever want. Boring.
The cinema. Phenomenal. Like you were really there. vs Sky Plus. Hundreds of channels. Never anything on.
The future! Anything could happen! vs The reality. Nothing really happened. Oh.