Was that man just wearing goggles on a skateboard?
He was? Okay, that's fine.
I guess he's free to travel however he likes,
It's his choice to make, not mine.
And that man is just pulling angular faces,
Like he knows he is on TV.
I'd probably look more natural than that,
But then he's the star, not me.
That other bloke's gay but his girlfriend is a stunner,
Not sure how he pulled someone so hot.
He really fancies men, which I'm fairly sure was revealed once before,
I haven't got a stunning girlfriend and, well, I'm not.
In short, right, I don't really get anything that's happening,
But I like watching it all the same.
All these people are rich and stupid in equal measure,
And that's fine, you know, because of their fame.
