Let's look in a notebook.

Recently I bought a brand new notebook. This is big news; all of the thoughts that I deem too dark to go on here go into my notebooks and I was very excited to get started on filling this one up. But as I started writing in it I realised that I had loads of old ones packed with ideas that had seemed amazing at the time or doodles that I'd done during a particularly dull morning at university. They ought not to be forgotten; they ought to be treasured and recycled and reviewed and shared. That's what I'm doing now. Of course I'm not going to share the really good ideas (there was one, it wasn't that great, someone else might have already done it) but I am going to share the stuff that looks pretty and will show up well on your screen. How thoughtful.

This is the notebook in question. It is my favourite.

This is the first page. I made it to fill all readers with dread and excitement. Like, if you go further you could die but you'll have fun in the meantime. Yay!

I don't know what this is but it has the D&AD logo in the bottom corner. It didn't win a pencil. Probably a fair result.

Here are some post-it note chat up lines. They made sense at the time and only look creepy now, promise.

This page contains the words 'crack' and 'child porn' which leads me to believe it might be worth reading into.

I really like post-it notes. 

These goldfish have done incredibly well to survive in this dry, paper environment. 

A whole double page dedicated to an old Topman bag. Can I have free stuff now?

IT'S ALIVE. AND BADLY DRAWN. WITH HIGHLIGHTERS.

Must have been a bad day. Or a GREAT day.

This is how I would look if I were an Anime character.

These are how I would look if I wasn't

You should all buy a notebook and treasure it like a long lost puppy. They will love you back and won't be freaked out like your friends might when you tell them stuff.