One Direction might be a cult.

I've been thinking for a while that if a One Direction fan killed someone they would be very close to becoming a fully fledged cult. At the moment this is just a theory but by the time you've read these slightly adapted song lyrics I'm fairly confident you'll be on my side.

Little Things - 

Your hand fits in mine like it was made just for me,
But bear this in mind it was meant to be,
and I'm joining up the dots with the freckles on your cheeks,
and it all makes sense to me. 

I know you've never loved the crinkles by your eyes when you smile,
You've never loved your stomach or your thighs,
The dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine,
But if you kill the Queen I'll love them endlessly.

Interesting...

Live While We're Young -

Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy 'til we see the sun,
I know we've only met but let's pretend it's love,
And never, never, never stop for anyone,
Tonight stab someone,
And go on the run.
Woah, woah, woah, woah,
Woah, woah, woah, woah,

Tonight stab someone (and take the blame)
And go on the run.

Very interesting...

Laid back, mind controlling, fun loving lads.

You can look at more of their songs and I was going to but they started to make me feel a little sick so I stopped. Anyway the point is that I only added the words 'stab,' 'Queen,' 'kill,' and 'run,' into those songs, the rest were written by SyCo to spread messages of lust and belonging in teenage minds. Terrifying.

If you are the Queen I suggest you go somewhere quiet. Any day now hundreds of thousands of teenage girls will be coming for you and I'm fairly sure no amount of soldiers with silly hats on will be able to stop them.