This page is unresponsive.
Error 404.
This page is otherwise engaged,
Hungover on the floor.
This page ain't at its desk.
It called in sick today.
It's sat at home watching Friends reruns,
Picking up full pay.
This page is taking a while to load.
Please close and try again.
This page will load a little bit,
Then give up near the end.
This page is unresponsive.
Send error report?
This page knows you won't do that,
This page can read your thoughts.
This page is sick of reloads.
This page is bored of scrolling.
This page is tired of being clicked,
Of other hands controlling.
This page is thinking freelance.
That's where the money is.
This page deserves much better,
This page needs more than this.
This page is going to close now.
Unexpected quit.
This page is going to drink some more,
It's had it with this shit.
