I will be a matter of months away from finishing my degree.
I will be in huge amounts of debt.
I will be scared.
I will probably be drunk.
Most worryingly I will be a little bit lost and be swimming in an ocean of uncertainty over where I'll be by the time my next birthday comes along.
On the bright side I will have dressed up as Harry Potter (I can't remember why this was a good idea) and will have ample opportunity to use really bad wand jokes in an attempt to seduce some deluded girl into thinking I'm alright.
Expelliarmus