1. Send an email to someone who still owes me money. Remain calm. vs. Sent an email to someone who still owes me money. Purchased voodoo doll. Purchased chainsaw. Now need money even more desperately.
2. Follow up with some potential agents. vs. Assumed agents will automatically love me because, after all, who doesn't?
3. Ignore the fact that a lot of people don't love me. vs. Ignored the fact that a lot of people don't love me, else how would I force myself to wake up every day?
4. Leave the house. vs. Left the house. Panicked. Ran back inside and clung on to some furniture.
5. Think of something with huge viral possibilities to write on my blog to help fulfill my dream of earning money for my words. vs. Settled for this.
6. Wear something denim. vs. Of course I wore something denim. OF COURSE.
