Hello.
You, as a person, might need some words to make something happen. That something might be a website or a flyer or a fancy slogan for your business cards. But...
THERE'S A PROBLEM.
You, as a person, might not be that great with words. You're fab at everything else you do but you want your copy to be awesome and that's where I can come in. But...
THERE'S ANOTHER PROBLEM.
You don't really have a massive budget and you don't want to put all the money you do have into someone with such untrustworthy eyes. I mean look at them, I wouldn't trust me either. Fortunately...
THERE'S A SOLUTION.
Throughout April I am doing a deal. It's not a meal deal or an eel deal in which you get eels for cheap. Why would you even want that? No, this deal is better, this deal is exciting, this deal does not require you building a pond for your newly purchased eels to live in.
For one month only (starting today, ending on the 4th May) I will write any page of copy for just £1.00.
One pound.
One English pound.
Here's how it works:
You: Send me your brief and £1.00 for every page of copy you want writing, payable by bank transfer, cheque or cash. One pound fits nicely in an envelope.
I: Write you some copy. It will be incredible.
You: Receive your copy and look delighted. The world is a beautiful place after all.
It's as simple as that. No tricks, no cons, no jokes (unless specifically requested in your brief. I write good jokes.)
Good words for spare change. Interested? Email your brief to ashbillinghay@gmail.com and let's get started, shall we?
