Problem:
You are quite poor.
Reason:
You don't have enough work.
Why:
BECAUSE YOU DON'T F*CKING DESERVE IT, YOU PIECE OF SH*T.
Why:
BECAUSE YOU ARE SCARED, YOU ARE A COWARD, YOU WANT TO HIDE AWAY FROM YOUR ISSUES IN THE HOPE THEY JUST GET FIXED BY MAGIC.
Solution:
Man up.
How:
By facing your problems in a calm, calculated and creative fashion.
Why:
So that your problems no longer seem so big.
Outcome:
Less problems.