It emerged to me yesterday that every single serial killer ever has worn a pair of glasses just like mine.
As far as I know I have never killed anyone, but having seen all these pictures of people who look suspiciously like me I am now no longer sure.
Have you lost a friend or relative recently? Know of any unsolved murders? My memory isn't that great, and you know, I do have these glasses on. I think there's a chance. I mean just look at my face and tell me that I don't look like the sort:
See.
I could kill you in a flash.
I would feel no remorse.
It's the glasses.
I don't know what my future holds, but if nothing good comes up then I may well turn to a life of crime.
Murderous crime.
Be careful.
You've been warned.