Sometimes people make jokes that other people find deeply offensive. That's often because the people getting offended are morons, but occasionally you're the one to blame. Maybe your joke was ill advised, maybe it was a little bit racist or maybe it was taken from an episode of Mrs Brown's Boys, and thus just not very funny.
To help you offend people less, and thus help everyone else laugh more, here is a handy list of the things you can and can't makes jokes out of in the modern day.
YOU CAN'T MAKE JOKES ABOUT THESE THINGS.
1. Children.
2. Animals.
3. Women.
4. Women who fancy other women.
5. Feminists.
6. Feminism.
7. Foreigners.
8. Illegal foreigners.
9. The military.
10. People who support the military.
11. Anyone who looks like they might cry.
12. Disabled people.
13. Homosexuals.
14. Anything on BBC3, because there's nothing funny there.
YOU CAN MAKE JOKES ABOUT THESE THINGS, IT'S FINE.
1. The education system.
2. Cat memes.
3. Men.
4. Men who fancy women.
5. People who make jokes about feminists.
6. The male population.
7. English people.
8. English people who go abroad.
9. The people the military kill.
10. The families of the people the military kill.
11. People who have fallen over.
12. Fully able people.
13. Heterosexuals.
14. The BBC in general.
Go nuts.
