David went outside,
only wearing shorts,
alas, for poor old David,
it was wetter than he thought.
Not only was it damp,
but the rain was also poison,
he regretted wearing shorts,
and wished he had a mask on.
It burnt him and it hurt him,
he didn't feel too great,
some men came with a hose,
and had to spray the pain away.
"It's Head & Shoulders mate,
I hope it smells alright,"
It was the apple scented one,
so his day wasn't total shite.