Today I woke up tired. I'm not sure what had tired me out, or why my body decided to wake up a whole hour before my alarm went off if it still needed sleep, but I was and am still too tired to try and figure that out.
That tiredness filtered in and out throughout the next few hours. I didn't feel at all tired after drinking some incredibly strong coffee at about 8:30, but then that faded away and I felt tired again.
I didn't feel tired when I had some work to do because my brain was all excited and keen to figure out how to use Windows 98 to create something that looked like it belonged in 2013. But then I did that work and it turned out I was tired again. That was probably the fault of Windows 98.
I didn't feel tired when I went for lunch but then I discovered the canteen was full and I had nowhere to sit, and the walk over to the other canteen tired me out some more.
You don't want a full run down of my day in terms of sleepiness, because that would make you feel sleepy too. In short, I was tired by the time I got on the bus to come home and wanted to turn the back seat into a bed. I was tired when I walked to my door and wanted to fall flat on my face on the patio but then I'd have broken my face or something. My face is my main selling point.
No it isn't.
Sorry.
I'm really tired now which probably explains this, but I'm too tired to press delete.