There once was a man who was born with boat for feet.
He was always in a buoyant mood.
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The bin's marriage was never going to last.
His wife was a bit of a bag and their relationship was rubbish.
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I had a sock who fancied himself as a bit of a comedian.
He got booed off stage because his jokes were too cheesy.
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You shouldn't trust prawn cocktail crisps.
There's just something fishy about them.
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Imagine how stupid Jesus will feel when he finds out his Dad isn't real.
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One day Dizzee Rascal will just fall over.
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If toilet roll you'd make a mess.
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Tea bags are a bit of a tease.
They're always up for some spooning but if you leave them too long they go bitter.
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Some utensils don't get on well with cheese.
Apparently it grates on them.
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Sum 41 are 5.